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Post by LilMissLarBear » 06 Feb 2021, 12:05

A appropriate time to share some of your bad pick up lines to yours truely XD

Ok I'm ready, do your worst!
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Post by lolin » 06 Feb 2021, 14:50

IF I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?
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Post by Chlobo » 06 Feb 2021, 16:36

#freebritney

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Post by LilMissLarBear » 06 Feb 2021, 22:25

Chlobo wrote:
06 Feb 2021, 16:36
#freebritney

LEAVE BRITNEY ALONE! ;o; (if you know, you know) XD
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Post by weeabooweegee » 06 Feb 2021, 22:28

People call me Jacob but you can call me tonight.
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 06 Feb 2021, 22:42

weeabooweegee wrote:
06 Feb 2021, 22:28
People call me Jacob but you can call me tonight.
*Dies from cringe*

Awww that is awful XD hahaha
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Post by lambda-sky » 07 Feb 2021, 11:10

"I'll stab someone in the heart with an icepick if it gets me dinner with you"



Ok it doesn't sound that bad in context :lol:

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 07 Feb 2021, 17:27

You're that hot i could fry an egg on your face........
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Post by GraceMellody » 07 Feb 2021, 19:12

Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 07 Feb 2021, 19:50

Im learning about important dates in History....Wanna be one of them? (yep thats bad)
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 07 Feb 2021, 19:51

Oh my lord hahaha
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 07 Feb 2021, 19:52

Telling you right now guys, you certainly are delivering XD
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 07 Feb 2021, 20:07

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?

What about when you crawled up from hell? As that would explain why you're so hot
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Post by Bear » 07 Feb 2021, 20:38

Grab your coat, I've got a knife.
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Post by Bear » 07 Feb 2021, 20:41

I do not approve of that line, it is literally the worst.
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