Last poster wins! Round 1 won by xWickedxNekox

[Dragoth]

Lol

Uses trusty Swiss Army knife to escape. Then uses bottle opener to take a sweet victory sip on my ice cold beer.

Woooooooo

[Dark_]

bang

[Nethack]

*drinks beer*

I mean... we didnt have to shoot.....

[Dark_]

*drinks beer*

I mean... we didnt have to shoot.....

me? yes please

[Nethack]

for what.. you want a beer?

*visible confusion*

[Dark_]

for what.. you want a beer?

*visible confusion*

nah *gives gun*

shoot me w happiness

[Nethack]

uh.... no *takes gun and hides it*

[Dark_]

uh.... no *takes gun and hides it*

hey! i payed good mone for dat!

[Nethack]

BAD! BAD BAD

[Dragoth]

Farts in your general direction

[weeabooweegee]

OH NO HE'S GETTING AWAY!

[belsammael]

Or so he believes.

[Dragoth]

They called it the great escape

[belsammael]

Escape from LA was a decent movie.

[GraceMellody]

Escape from LA was a decent movie.

was?