How Many Halloween Decorations Can I Put In The House Before Mike Comes Home

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 00:57

Then smash them all and leave for a week.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 00:57

It'll literally be a nightmare when you come back.

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 22 Sep 2020, 00:57

Buy a bunch of those inflatable ones that need the continuously running air pumps and inflate them all in his room at once.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 00:58

Citizen wrote: ↑
22 Sep 2020, 00:57
Buy a bunch of those inflatable ones that need the continuously running air pumps and inflate them all in his room at once.

With a battery of airbags triggered by his door latch.

GraceMellody · Post by **GraceMellody** » 22 Sep 2020, 00:59

Jas wrote: ↑
22 Sep 2020, 00:57
You should cover the house with pumpkins.

Jas wrote: ↑
22 Sep 2020, 00:58

Citizen wrote: ↑
22 Sep 2020, 00:57
Buy a bunch of those inflatable ones that need the continuously running air pumps and inflate them all in his room at once.

With a battery of airbags triggered by his door latch.

See @Ferefire, I only have a few small ones, at least i'm not like these guys

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 00:59

Yeah I'd make an awful roommate.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 01:00

Just ask @Jeni

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 22 Sep 2020, 01:00

Jeni hates us.

GraceMellody · Post by **GraceMellody** » 22 Sep 2020, 01:01

Jas wrote: ↑
22 Sep 2020, 01:00
Just ask @Jeni

I don't think I need to, I can feel her frustration from across the pond

GraceMellody · Post by **GraceMellody** » 22 Sep 2020, 01:01

Citizen wrote: ↑
22 Sep 2020, 01:00
Jeni hates us.

I wonder why

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 01:02

Citizen wrote: ↑
22 Sep 2020, 01:00
Jeni hates us.

it's not you guys.

It's specifically you.

Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 22 Sep 2020, 01:04

Us is me because I've got the royal wee.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 01:05

Your regal urine is world renowned

Jeni · Post by **Jeni** » 22 Sep 2020, 02:44

Oh, my.

Jas · Post by **Jas** » 22 Sep 2020, 02:50

I bullied her into posting