I received my Canadian TP!!!

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I received my Canadian TP!!!

Post by Arya » 18 Apr 2020, 19:39

And well... its been a cultural experience.


Let me describe it....


This is Canadian wipe ----> .
This is American wipe ----> O



I've decided that Canadians must just have smaller surface areas to cover and thats why its so....uh...sparing. Canadians just must have much smaller asses than Americans. Seriously, its like barbie toilet paper.
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Re: I received my Canadian TP!!!

Post by Citizen » 18 Apr 2020, 20:12

It's probably just cheap. Cheap American tp is thin and narrow too.

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Re: I received my Canadian TP!!!

Post by Citizen » 18 Apr 2020, 20:13

Or maybe America just does everything better.

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Re: I received my Canadian TP!!!

Post by Citizen » 18 Apr 2020, 20:14

Just walk backwards through a car wash pay extra for the hot wax your butt will be smooth and shiny for a week.

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Re: I received my Canadian TP!!!

Post by Beex » 18 Apr 2020, 20:16

Just don't poop anymore.

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Re: I received my Canadian TP!!!

Post by Citizen » 18 Apr 2020, 20:16

Beex wrote:Just don't poop anymore.

I mean why even live then.

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Re: I received my Canadian TP!!!

Post by Arya » 19 Apr 2020, 01:35

Citizen lives to poop.
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