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Selling AL. Starting bid at £1 or a pack of Hand Sanitizer

Wait wah

Ferefire wrote:Wait wah

I CORONA YOUUUUU

I'll give you a fiver and a 4 pack of toilet paper.

GraceMellody wrote:I'll give you a fiver and a 4 pack of toilet paper.

oHHHH tempting

I strike a hard bargain in business.

I'll give you a bag of limes to go with your Corona

I'll give you 3lbs and half a bottle of sanitizer but when you squirt it on your hands you realize it's actually just vodka.

cherry flavored vodka at that.

no it just smells like cherries because I accidentally spilled a little cherry juice in there when I was chugging it from the can after you made me a cherry pie.

wut

what.

I'm doing all I can to catch this virus. Then spit into some petri dishes, freeze them... and then unleash the virus again when its all died down. (not really Mr CID. I know you still follow what I do. I may be a lettuce short of an allotment but I'm not stupid.)

For shits and giggles.

In reality though I just want it as a pet.

Diseases make the best pets. I need a companion for scabies and the bubonic plague.