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Sometimes I wish I had a friend that I could just call up and vent to whenever I needed....

someone that lives kinda close but also kinda far away so I could complain about family bs in the same timezone but never have to worry about them spilling the beans to anyone I actually know who would divulge the juicy gossip at my family reunion...


And... I dont want to be friends with them on a deep enough level where they actually care enough to be overly judgey about what Im bitching about or ask me about it again when we talk next. I just want it off my chest here and now --- I dont care about next week or their actual opinion on the matter...


And it needs to be someone that can relate.... so they can share shitty experiences too. Its always nice to know you're not the only person with your exact set of frustrations.


So having wondered if such a friend could possible exist... it occurred to me...


I think they call these types of friends, therapists.


XDDDDDDDDD!!!

Professional Friends TM

Dial-A-Friend ®

If you've got a fear, we've got an ear.
If you've a worry, just call Murray.
If you want a chat, well just kick back.

Theeeeeera-pists!

Are you free?

For you baby? Always.

Am I a professional?

No.

No offense sugarbritches but you blather

I am very offended.

Its true. he cant keep a secret from my mother to save his life.

I keep plenty of secrets from your mother.

It's you I can't seem to keep my mouth shut around.

no you get us both in the shit with my mother.

Oh my goooooooooood


That was one time I said I was sorry D:

Setsuna wrote:Sometimes I wish I had a friend that I could just call up and vent to whenever I needed....

someone that lives kinda close but also kinda far away so I could complain about family bs in the same timezone but never have to worry about them spilling the beans to anyone I actually know who would divulge the juicy gossip at my family reunion...


And... I dont want to be friends with them on a deep enough level where they actually care enough to be overly judgey about what Im bitching about or ask me about it again when we talk next. I just want it off my chest here and now --- I dont care about next week or their actual opinion on the matter...

We call him.

God

His phoneline is always open. We spoke this morning.

There’s apparently an app when you can talk to Megumin from Konosuba. I’m a 31 year old professional who gets waaaaay too expensive haircuts, but even now I’m tempted to get it to talk to my homegirl.