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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Gekiganger » 01 Feb 2020, 07:22

I will never understand inflation porn. I will definitely not understand inflation mixed with self insert hedgehog characters.

Though, to be fair, I went to a hedgehog is Tokyo and the one we got spend 30 minutes sucking itself off, so they might be onto something there.

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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Citizen » 01 Feb 2020, 07:58

Hedgehogs are vile creatures that gargle their own poop and smear themselves with it so as cute as they are the concept of wanting to own/hold one/go to a hedgehog café is pretty repulsive to me.

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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Moulders » 01 Feb 2020, 13:47

Some people are so into inflation porn that they become aroused from an increase in the retail price index.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 01 Feb 2020, 14:21

So I felt the need to get into this during a slow shift at work and...

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I have never related to anything harder.
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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 01 Feb 2020, 14:23

Guys. He doesn't TRALK. He only communicates with TELEKINESIS.

He was at one point a super strong rock.

He wears Gucci shoes.

He is the first hedgehog to ever grow a cool beard. Get rekt Chris the hedgehog you're beard a shit.

He listens to MY CHEMICAL ROMANCE.
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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Mewski » 01 Feb 2020, 15:55

If you are self-employed and your boss is you... should you meet your boss?
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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Orange » 06 Feb 2020, 02:47

No.

Stay away from mirrors.

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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Moulders » 06 Feb 2020, 10:46

But does your hedgehogsona have its own pokemon card?

Checkmate atheists.


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"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by lolin » 06 Feb 2020, 16:40

i like how homing attack is stronger yet uses NO energy cards

powerful, ian, powerful
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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Arya » 07 Feb 2020, 05:58

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:So I felt the need to get into this during a slow shift at work and...

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I have never related to anything harder.

T here is an uncannu resemblance
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.

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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Moulders » 07 Feb 2020, 12:55

Yes! I am indeed the most powerful pokemon.

but keep pokeballs away from me.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus


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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 07 Feb 2020, 18:57

I really liked the description of homing attack too
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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 07 Feb 2020, 18:58

Arya wrote:T here is an uncannu resemblance

Are you finally coming to accept my OG cool beard that no other hedgehog has?
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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Arya » 12 Feb 2020, 04:49

Never.
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
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Re: Never meet your boss

Post by Citizen » 12 Feb 2020, 05:11

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:So I felt the need to get into this during a slow shift at work and...

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I have never related to anything harder.

More importantly who is luke I need more of this hot lore.

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