I had a dream last night about Fere O_O

[Arya]

Well actually it was about his computer...

So in my dream, Every computer was on the same network across the globe so you could just login onto your desktop from anywhere (because that would be super convenient) and for some reason my sleep brain was like...hmmmm I wonder if Mikes password is still flower (because yes thats what it was in 2010) sure enough....Mike had not changed his password for over a decade and I was in.


Surprising I did not find folders and trap doors full of boobies, dragonball, and real estate listings....no instead he had files on every single one of us where we were profiled and our lives monitored. Like he was running an AL version of Langley.


Naturally I clicked on MoVs file and you know what I fooooound?!!! He was doing a buncha things he doesnt tell me about. Like ride an elephant in the mardi gras parade and go to bacon eating contests!!! And even though he was super gorgeous in all the surveillance......his secrets were unfathomable. How could he betray me like that. Dream Arya has always wanted to ride an elephant in the mardi gras parade T.T I like having fun too.


Then. A tornado came and I had to flee.


This is what happens when Arya sleeps.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Fuck I mean that's actually pretty close to what I do when you're at work all day.

[Arya]

And it explains why u never wanna eat your veggies!

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Because of the bacon?

[Master of Vvardenfel]

I mean you can ride an elephant with me but it gets pretty wild at Mardi gras. I might have a mikes hard lemonade or a white claw.

[Arya]

Oh so thats why you didnt take me. You wanted to infuse yerself with gluten juice.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Neither of those have gluten.

[Ferefire]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THA-

Uh, I mean, what a weird dream and completely unrelated to IRL.

[GraceMellody]

HOW DID YOU KNOW THA-

Uh, I mean, what a weird dream and completely unrelated to IRL.

.... don't you tell anyone.

[LikkleMel]

*facepalm*

[Elgood81]

*Currently checking my room for bugs and wiretaps*

[Paradox]

Fuckin' wiretaps and cameras, man.

[Ferefire]

Fuckin' wiretaps and cameras, man.

HOW DID YOU KNO-

Uh, lol, good joke.

[PharaohAtem]

I always wondered why my closet door moved at night

[lolin]

is there a keylogger built into the site

are you recording my every action

are you going to know that i said peepee poo poo 1 2 3 4