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Is in the flu shot this year?!!

Seriously, my deltoid is swollen, the injection site is red and inflammed. I feel feverish, have nausea, vomitting and bodyaches. And this is going on 30 hours now.

I would blame a bug but 6 of us went together and all 6 of us have the same symptoms with onset 1 hour after administration.

Are we expecting the zombie apocolypse this winter? Cuz im pretty sure they game us the zombie vaccine.

Wait. Are you turning into a zombie?

No. Im immune to the zombie virus. Thats what a vaccine is for.

Idk bro it kinda seems more like it was an infection of the zombie virus rather than a vaccine.

Are you sure you're not a zombie?

I dont eat meat remember.

allergy?

Yeah my deltoid is swole as fuck too it's called lifting bruvette.

Ahh that's the autism you've developed from the vaccine.

I wanted a flu vaccine but they turned me down because I drove there.

There was this little bird
its name was enza
i opened up the window
and in flu enza

Moulders opened the window and Long Lankin crept in.

Arya wrote:I dont eat meat remember.

Well just like Lyme disease makes it so you can't eat meat zombie disease makes it so you have to.


If you do turn into a zombie tho I'll chain you up in the basement and keep you alive okay <3 cuz I kinda like you.

Lyme disease and alpha-gal syndrome aren't connected.

Citizen wrote:Lyme disease and alpha-gal syndrome aren't connected.

That's wonderful to hear.

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:Well just like Lyme disease makes it so you can't eat meat zombie disease makes it so you have to.


If you do turn into a zombie tho I'll chain you up in the basement and keep you alive okay <3 cuz I kinda like you.

What. I didnt get a tick on me either. ¬¬ stop helping. Youre making it worse.