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What in the holy hocksticks

Post by Arya » 04 Oct 2019, 03:40

Is in the flu shot this year?!!

Seriously, my deltoid is swollen, the injection site is red and inflammed. I feel feverish, have nausea, vomitting and bodyaches. And this is going on 30 hours now.

I would blame a bug but 6 of us went together and all 6 of us have the same symptoms with onset 1 hour after administration.

Are we expecting the zombie apocolypse this winter? Cuz im pretty sure they game us the zombie vaccine.
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 04 Oct 2019, 03:42

Wait. Are you turning into a zombie?
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Post by Arya » 04 Oct 2019, 03:43

No. Im immune to the zombie virus. Thats what a vaccine is for.
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 04 Oct 2019, 03:44

Idk bro it kinda seems more like it was an infection of the zombie virus rather than a vaccine.

Are you sure you're not a zombie?
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Post by Arya » 04 Oct 2019, 03:49

I dont eat meat remember.
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Post by lolin » 04 Oct 2019, 04:01

allergy?
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Post by Citizen » 04 Oct 2019, 04:02

Yeah my deltoid is swole as fuck too it's called lifting bruvette.
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Post by Moulders » 04 Oct 2019, 08:56

Ahh that's the autism you've developed from the vaccine.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

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Post by Citizen » 04 Oct 2019, 09:09

I wanted a flu vaccine but they turned me down because I drove there.
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Post by Moulders » 04 Oct 2019, 10:39

There was this little bird
its name was enza
i opened up the window
and in flu enza
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Post by Citizen » 04 Oct 2019, 12:03

Moulders opened the window and Long Lankin crept in.
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 04 Oct 2019, 20:43

Arya wrote:I dont eat meat remember.

Well just like Lyme disease makes it so you can't eat meat zombie disease makes it so you have to.


If you do turn into a zombie tho I'll chain you up in the basement and keep you alive okay <3 cuz I kinda like you.
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Post by Citizen » 04 Oct 2019, 20:55

Lyme disease and alpha-gal syndrome aren't connected.
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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 04 Oct 2019, 22:46

Citizen wrote:Lyme disease and alpha-gal syndrome aren't connected.

That's wonderful to hear.
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Post by Arya » 06 Oct 2019, 03:53

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:Well just like Lyme disease makes it so you can't eat meat zombie disease makes it so you have to.


If you do turn into a zombie tho I'll chain you up in the basement and keep you alive okay <3 cuz I kinda like you.

What. I didnt get a tick on me either. ¬¬ stop helping. Youre making it worse.
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