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Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 23:01
by Arya
To play....


1st person asks a stupid question
2nd person, gives a stupid answer, then asks another stupid question.


Example:

1st person: Why does my nose itch?
2nd person: Because you're allergic to Citizen's farts. Why is the sky blue?


etc. etc.









So, first question....


What is a glory hole?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 23:12
by Master of Vvardenfel
it is the hole at the top of a church steeple through which god's glory rains down upon his followers, which is why it's always good to get sprayed a little through the glory hole.



why does the sun shine?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 10 Aug 2019, 23:39
by lolin
trick question, it doesn't, it gleams

why are people so mean?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 11 Aug 2019, 02:26
by Arya
because their frontal lobe is underdeveloped.


Why do people frown upon mismatched socks?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 11 Aug 2019, 02:45
by Master of Vvardenfel
because they're tryna get their faces SHREDDED BRO

GAINZ

and frowning takes more muscles than smiling.

It's science.



should I buy more videogames?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 11 Aug 2019, 02:47
by lolin
only if you feel a sense of pride and accomplishment from them

why am i such a bad person

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 11 Aug 2019, 03:12
by Master of Vvardenfel
I believe you'll find global warming is to blame, with the slow creeping up of temperature over time, the geomagnetic field of the earth has been ever so subtly shifted off it's axis, causing a cascading side effect, leaving you in an untenable situation, causing your issues to compound upon one another until finally you become the very thing you swore to destroy... Corporation Man! Truly the worst.




Why is it that we bake cookies, but we cook bacon?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 13 Aug 2019, 02:35
by Arya
Obviously baking bacon and cooking cookies would be way too healthy Nd food tastes better when its unhealthy




Why doesnt anyone play my stupid game?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 13 Aug 2019, 02:47
by lolin
because you keep sending invites for it over facebook and no one wants to play farmville okay

why can't people be responsible and upright about things?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 13 Aug 2019, 03:36
by Master of Vvardenfel
Because laying down is better in every way, why would I ever want to be upright.

Why is this game stupid? D:

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 13 Aug 2019, 04:41
by Fate
Because arya called it stupid

I forgot why am i here again ?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 14 Aug 2019, 01:11
by Arya
Because youre attracted to the crazy!!


Why am I not in Fates dropbox?

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 14 Aug 2019, 01:33
by Fate
Because you're obsessed in getting into my dropbox

Why do we eat chicken

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 14 Aug 2019, 01:34
by lolin
idk i mean maybe because it's delicious but maybe also because it's descended from the t-rex and we want to spite godzilla bird

why am i full already

Re: Ask a stupid question; Get a stupid answer [Game]

Posted: 14 Aug 2019, 01:38
by Fate
Because your status has been asking for snack for awhile

What is at the center of a tootsie pop?