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Fortune Cookie Sayings...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 01:52
by Aeri
A feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air with your dick!

:lol: [mention=417]Master of Vvardenfel[/mention]

Re: Fortune Cookies...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 01:56
by Citizen
Next time I get Chinese takeout I'm going to bash a fortune cookie open with my penis in honor of Aeri.

Re: Fortune Cookies...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 02:40
by Aeri
Yes!

Re: Fortune Cookies...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 02:40
by Aeri
I feel like that quote needs to be in my sig

Re: Fortune Cookies...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 02:43
by Aeri
A lifetime friend shall soon be made with your dick

Re: Fortune Cookies...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 02:44
by Aeri
Do you think I should have said fortune cookie sayings instead?

Re: Fortune Cookies...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 02:44
by Aeri
I'll change it

Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 03:12
by Coding
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Re: Fortune Cookie Sayings...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 03:14
by Master of Vvardenfel
32 7 5 18 23 29 with your dick




WAIT FUCK WRONG SIDE

Re: Fortune Cookies...with your dick edition!

Posted: 16 Jul 2019, 17:22
by GraceMellody
Citizen wrote:Next time I get Chinese takeout I'm going to bash a fortune cookie open with my penis in honor of Aeri.

Record it.