Animeleague

He needs to treat me

Dinner and a movie that's what I was thinking.

A puppy.

A fart scented candle.

I'm going with noodles, Mel usually likes noodles

An ambiguous amount of uncertainty.

Propose marriage.

Propose ferriage for a crate of sperage.

I love all these suggestions

Citizen wrote:A fart scented candle.

This is my favorite and the puppy

Moulders wrote:Propose marriage.

Oh yes

Flowers. A date needs flowers.

Okay so here's what he's gotta do, guaranteed to get the girl. First you show up at her place with flowers, it doesn't matter what you're wearing as long as it is not a pair of clown shoes and nothing else. So you give her the flowers to distract her from the fact that you wore the ONE THING I TOLD YOU NOT TO WHERE ARE YOUR PANTS WHY ARE YOUR SHOES SO BIG?

And then you offer her your arm and escort her to your car, make sure you keep her entertained with vigorous conversation and witticisms. As you get to the car be sure to open the door for her, wait... why did you bring the clown car. SHE CANT FIT IN THIS CAR ITS COMICALLY SMALL, YOUR KNEES ARE ABOVE THE STEERING WHEEL WHY IS THIS CLOWN THEME CONTINUING.

Fuck I mean if the date isn't already ruined by the excess of clown shit going on she's probably really into you. Do the beach thing if it's warm, or maybe a drive in movie if it's colder, she'll want to cuddle for warmth and that's always awesome!

Then when you've finally finished your date, escort her back to the front door and wait awkwardly to see if she wants to kiss you. Meanwhile she's also awkwardly waiting for you to make the first move, after five minutes of awkward silence dart in for a quick peck on the cheek and run away.


Mission successful!

If all else fails theres always cannibalism.

Just offer to scrub the toilet.

We call it the turlet and we eat breakfast on the back of it.