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Jason Momoa. We were doing a photoshoot. We were both very polite and professional and didnt even try to cop "accidental" feels.

Apparently I lack ALL creativity when Im unconscious.

You're not even a photographer thi are you sure you weren't trying to take advantage of him by luring him into a photo shoot under false pretenses? That's what you did to me after all it's a pattern u.u

I mean duh.

I said I lacked creativity when Im unconscious, not conscious.

you're certainly creative... what did you call the flaming mixer again?

a modern art piece titled "An exercise in frustration, or the cookie batter was too thick"?

Mixed. Media.

Why are women so bad at alcohol?

Open mouth, insert booze.

Any other steps are unnecessary overcomplication.

Im sorry, have you met a woman?

Everything is overcomplicated.


Its in our genetic makeup. Literally.

So last night I did not dream about aqua man. (Sadly).

I dreamt I had to perform some complcated surgery using the "lazurus" on my patients pancreaus to save his life. And I kept telling people, Im on the frontlines! I specialize in trauma not surgery! And all they did was gown me up, hand me a scalpel, amd slap me on the back saying good luck doctor.

=: I shouldnt study so hard before bed. It does strange things to dreamkate.

Well at least if you're operating on Lazarus you know he can't die D:

no no the machine was called Lazarus not the patient

Well why would a machine need to come back to life that just don't make no sense

what if the machine was secretly Jason Momoa. That'd be a pretty good reason to save it. I mean, I bet it took awhile to get pecs that sculpted. Be a shame to waste em.

If it was a machine why couldn't it be Arnie I mean he's already the terminator and his pecs are far more chisled.

Dude. Arnie is old now. Kahl Drogo isnt.

That's true but kahl drogo isn't already a robot.