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Not actually dying but heartburn and back aches are no joke, I feel like I'm 80 years old

Welcome to the miracle of birth*








































*Actually not a miracle and it's been done for eons now.

Maybe it's a pineapple did you have the doctor check for pineapples?

Jeez stuffie, you want a cookie for doing what every mother has done before?

Ya want a gold star every time you take a dump too?


Man I tell you what they should just hand over the childbearing duties to us blokes so that we dont have to hear the constant whining. Like.... we'd probably take a single day off work to have the baby and probably still go back to work in the afternoon to send out some emails. Will only need a couple of paracetemol.

It's not like we don't have the practice, I've laid a fair share of porcelain pipeline in my time.




(If you can't tell I'm being deliberately over the top here, it is not serious.)

Moulders wants to be a mommy <3

lolin wrote:Moulders wants to be a mommy <3

We should let him.


Its seriously funny because men are the biggest babies ever. <3

Arya wrote:We should let him.


Its seriously funny because men are the biggest babies ever. <3

we are not the biggest babies D: I find this offensive.

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:we are not the biggest babies D: I find this offensive.

You especially are.

man yenno what next time I get the flu I'm actually gonna milk it you told me I should have been sick for a week =_=

I'll show you a baby in a minute.

I was a big baby once but I switched teams. *bah dum tish*

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:man yenno what next time I get the flu I'm actually gonna milk it you told me I should have been sick for a week =_=

I'll show you a baby in a minute.

Youre being a baby about being a baby.

Arya wrote:Youre being a baby about being a baby.

yenno what babies do?

they sleep and eat and cry all the time



guess what's coming you way when you get home from work

Master of Vvardenfel wrote:yenno what babies do?

they sleep and eat and cry all the time



guess what's coming you way when you get home from work

A quiet clean house because the baby needs his mother.

sorry babies don't clean.

or quiet.

and dear god if you thought for a minute you had to be my mother I feel like I'd be out on my ass faster than you can say "wow you're getting big aintcha"

If youre at your mothers then my house will definitely be clean and quiet. I aintcher mum. =: