WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THREAD - NOODLE & ORANGE EDITION

[Jas]

NO ICE CREAM AND PUPPIES AND BABY KITTENS WITH LOTS OF VIDEO GAMES MUSIC AND ALERS ALL AROUND

AND ALSO HOOKERS AND BLACKJACK.

[Sin]

YES OF COURSE JASON THOSE TOO.

AND SPECIAL DARK ROOMS WITH BEDS.

[Maiko-Chan]

SO QUESTION THEN. I HAVE HIGH MORALS. I CARE AND AM ACTUALLY NOT VIOLENT AT ALL AND OBEY RULES QUITE WELL. SO IF THERE IS SOMETHING UP THERE SOMEDAY SINCE I DON'T BELIEVE IN THIS HIGHER POWER WILL IT SIMPLY SEND ME STRAIGHT TO HELL OR WHATEVER IT IS?

I DON'T BELIEVE YOU WILL GO TO HELL. THAT'S WHERE I DIFFER. I THINK IF YOU'RE JUST A GOOD PERSON, WHETHER YOU BELIEVE OR NOT YOU WILL GO TO HEAVEN, OR EXPERIENCE SOME SORT OF AFTERLIFE. IF YOU'RE A BAD PERSON, I THINK YOU'LL GO TO HELL (AND BY BAD I MEAN YOU HARM OTHERS FOR PURE SICK ENJOYMENT AND STUFF LIKE THAT). IF YOU DO GOOD, YOU'LL REACH SOME SALVATION OF ANY SORT. AND I'M NOT GONNA SIT HERE AND SAY THAT LIKE.... YOUR EYES WILL OPEN TO GOD AND ALL THAT ALL OF THE SUDDEN. YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR OWN HEART AND TRULY BELIEVE. I JUST THINK YOU WON'T GET THE FULL EXPERIENCE. IT'S KINDA MY OWN PHILISOPHICAL BELIEF. IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE, YOU WON'T SEE, BUT IF YOU'RE A GOOD PERSON YOU WON'T GO TO HELL. YOU'LL HAVE AN ENJOYABLE SALVATION. MY PAPA WAS AN ATHEIST, SO I THINK HE'S JUST IN A GHOST AIRPLANE ENJOYING WHAT HE LOVES WHICH IS FLYING PLANES. BUT YOU WON'T GET FULL SALVATION WITHOUT BELIEVING IN GOD. YOU GET LIKE. 75% SALVATION. DOES THAT MAKE SENSE? CAUSE IT MAKES SENSE AS I TYPE IT TO ME.

[Sin]

A JEHOVAH'S WITNESS TOLD ME OTHERWISE

[Jas]

I believe that there is no fiery pit, only a room filled with the family members you hate for eternity.

[Maiko-Chan]

WELL. JEHOVAH'S WITNESS ALSO BELIEVE PRAYER WILL CURE ALL AND CLEARLY IT DOESN'T WHEN THEIR LITTLE GIRL GETS SICK AND DIES BECAUSE A COLD WON'T BE HEALED THROUGH PRAYER AND HER COMPROMISED IMMUNE SYSTEM WON'T MAGICALLY GET BETTER THROUGH PRAYER. THEY'RE THE KIND OF RELIGIOUS PEOPLE I WANT TO POOP ON.

CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPS JASSY JAS

[Jas]

WHAT ARE THESE "CAPS" OF WHICH YOU SPEAK?

[Maiko-Chan]

UH, THE BASEBALL CAPS. OR CAPPED SLEEVE LIKE 80S WEDDING DRESSES

[Jas]

OR DENTAL CAPS?

[Maiko-Chan]

I WAS SUPPOSED TO GET ONE OF THOSE. CAUSE BOTH MY FRONT TEETH ARE CHIPPED. BUT I'M LIKE. NAW. LEMME LOOK LIKE A BEAVER

[Jas]

I'M SURE YOU DON'T LOOK LIKE A BEAVER. PICS OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.

[Stacey]

IF IT DOESN'T BOTHER YOU AND THEY DON'T HURT, THERE'S NO REAL POINT GETTING THEM CAPPED

[Maiko-Chan]

BUT I'M IN BED RIGHT NOW. BUT I DO HAVE CHIPPED TEETH. LITTLE EMBARASSING, BUT IF YOU PAY CLOSE ENOUGH ATTENTION YOU CAN SEE THEY GOT PUNCHED OUT.

[Kodabear]

I HAVE NO CAPS.

[Sin]

PUNCHED OUT?