In hearing of Papa Jupiter's electronic fart machine.

Papa Jupiter · Post by **Papa Jupiter** » 21 May 2016, 23:51

Hi Moulders welcome to my machine.

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 21 May 2016, 23:53

I'm the lite version.

Thank you

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 00:19

A friend of mines band from 2010.... there is a funny story behind this though if you're interested.

Papa Jupiter · Post by **Papa Jupiter** » 22 May 2016, 00:23

Did he comply AND die?

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 00:25

The story is more complex than that with more twists and turns and of course..... HARDCORE........ SEX

Papa Jupiter · Post by **Papa Jupiter** » 22 May 2016, 00:31

Sounds too lewd for my delicate sensibilities. Tell it anyway.

Man this is some crusty acid.

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 00:36

They were on tour and I was with them as a mascot like a punk rock wez...... so they took me from home to Endinurg to Carslisle where they played an awesome gig whilst I danced like a trained monkey. From that we traveled south to Northampton and there we met one of the promoters who was basically a kid, but whose mother, the darling that she was just left us all in her house to stay elsewhere.

It was here the incident happenede. There was an England match on so several of us where watching the game whilst the drummer sauntered off to his resting place.... the conservatory which was hidden behind a screen door. Our enjoyment of the match was disturbed by Smell's (the singer) realisation that the drummer's rapid back and forth hand motion under his sleeping bag.

This led to the inquisition the day after.

A protracted long interogation where he gathered everyone together and stated that there had been an incodent where someone had been caught masturbating. It was done in the classiest style. He pointed to one of the innocents.....

"Was it you?" - They would explain how it could not have been them as we were all either watching the match or watching TV in the promoter's room.

After each one explained he'd go through the line in pain-staking precision, leaving the known culprit to last. "Well it wasn't X and it wasn't Y...... was it you z?"

z would explain why... all the while the culprit sat silent until it came to him at last.

Where he broke down in fits of 'so what? so what?'

Whilst someone declared him the 'mystery masturbator' which become the lyric for the rest of the tour much to his disapproval.

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 00:37

I knew this band when they played the angel in Durham

I danced for them too

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 00:43

Papa Jupiter · Post by **Papa Jupiter** » 22 May 2016, 01:04

Why do you dance so much Moulders?

And why didn't they rename their band The Mystery Masturbators?

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 01:13

I think its because drummers are hard to replace mid-tour when you're a bunch a blokes in a van and he would have quit.

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 01:19

I hate HATE psychedelic music......... HATE IT.... I enjoy it in small doses. But after I had mushrooms everything went south, it really messed with me

Papa Jupiter · Post by **Papa Jupiter** » 22 May 2016, 01:28

Moulders wrote:I think its because drummers are hard to replace mid-tour when you're a bunch a blokes in a van and he would have quit.

Here, have another Bogert and Appice band.

Papa Jupiter · Post by **Papa Jupiter** » 22 May 2016, 01:32

Moulders wrote:I hate HATE psychedelic music......... HATE IT.... I enjoy it in small doses. But after I had mushrooms everything went south, it really messed with me

Moulders · Post by **Moulders** » 22 May 2016, 01:37

Papa Jupiter wrote:
Here, have another Bogert and Appice band.

One is bad enough!

Papa Jupiter wrote:

Oh GOD I'm wretching.....

Save me MISS PINKERTON!