Misfortune Cookies

Post by **Tuffin** » 24 Aug 2022, 00:59

Today will be boring. That is all.

Post by **lolin** » 24 Aug 2022, 01:54

you say that but today wasn't boring at all

it was an adventure

i'm beginning to think this is a thread of lies

Post by **Ojisama** » 24 Aug 2022, 12:40

If you see a cat waving at you, it is actually beckoning Truck kun.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 27 Aug 2022, 23:00

Everyday is a Monday

Post by **Tuffin** » 28 Aug 2022, 10:08

Dread and Doom

Post by **Ojisama** » 28 Aug 2022, 19:13

The Sun always shines brighter somewhere else.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 28 Aug 2022, 23:14

Its not a chocolate chip cookie, there's raisins in it

Post by **Ojisama** » 28 Aug 2022, 23:19

Life is like a box of chocolates. Somebody has already eaten all the best ones.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 28 Aug 2022, 23:22

There is someone out there that hopes you have a bad day

Post by **Ojisama** » 30 Aug 2022, 23:07

Your "Lucky Sixpence" is counterfeit.

Post by **Tuffin** » 04 Sep 2022, 00:07

Poor sleep awaits you

Post by **Ojisama** » 04 Sep 2022, 17:12

You will walk under a ladder today.

Post by **Tuffin** » 10 Sep 2022, 23:57

Two black cats will cross your path....and youre also now allergic to them

Post by **Ojisama** » 11 Sep 2022, 19:14

Your silk purse really is a sow's ear.

Post by **Tuffin** » 13 Sep 2022, 00:26

You will lose your sense of taste for a whole day