There are

[NanoChan]

do you want to kill me

[lolin]

not particularly, no

i only kill flies

[Zenkure]

I don't know what to say

Say: cuando vas a ir a lavar el carro??

[Zenkure]

Also if your tooth hurts, eat an apple

You know what they say, an apple a day keeps the doctor away

[NanoChan]

Speaking of apples, it's been a long time since I ate one wow

[Zenkure]

Why? Apples are gr8

[Orange]

I don't drink tea as I'm not a woman, a gay, or a Chinaman.

I drink a lot of tea.

Does that mean I'm one of these?

[Zenkure]

Maybe even all 3

[lolin]

Maybe even all 3

chinese and a woman i'd give you, that's like 9% of the world population, but we both know gay people don't exist in china

[Zenkure]

or do they??

[NanoChan]

Chinaman

That's a hilarious word

[lolin]

you got me

i was thinking of russia

[Citizen]

or do they??

They do but they grind them into powder when they catch one.

Chinamen are always grinding things into powder.

[Citizen]

I drink a lot of tea.

Does that mean I'm one of these?

Of course.

[Orange]

Oh god which one