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Re: Mike could be Gordon Ramsay? He just can't cook!

Post by Arya » 14 Jul 2019, 02:50

Ivory wrote:Don't worry if he fires you, we shall all protest until he changes his mind? xD

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Re: Mike could be Gordon Ramsay? He just can't cook!

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 14 Jul 2019, 03:38

Moulders wrote:It's like a cross between a crap snooker player and a genius pianist.

Well I mean you're half right. I am absolutely awful at snooker. I've got a pianists fingers, but not a pianists skill. Unfortunately skill can't be kept in a freezer.
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He does not deny the genius part however. XD
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Re: Mike could be Gordon Ramsay? He just can't cook!

Post by Moulders » 14 Jul 2019, 03:41

Penis fingers. :D

I too am terrible at snooker.

I normally critisise people for not doing up the top button on their shirt but I rarely do myself because I have such a fat neck.

So I'll forgive you this time.
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Post by Arya » 14 Jul 2019, 03:44

Aussies dont do up the top button. Its spoils their sex appeal.
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Post by Moulders » 14 Jul 2019, 03:49

Maybe it just ruins their...... ability to get to the final of a cricket world cup appeal.

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"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

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Re: Mike could be Gordon Ramsay? He just can't cook!

Post by Arya » 14 Jul 2019, 03:54

Oh burn.


Did you consider they might be distracted from all the sex their appeal got them before the big game?


I mean....if you had to chose between one cup or two....?
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Re: Mike could be Gordon Ramsay? He just can't cook!

Post by Moulders » 14 Jul 2019, 03:55

The only thing that can distract me from a world cup is a D cup.





:awesome:
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Post by Arya » 14 Jul 2019, 03:57

Thats.....what I was insinuating...except a pair of em cuz...they usually come as a pair yenno.
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Post by Moulders » 14 Jul 2019, 03:58

Ahh yes I get it!
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

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Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 14 Jul 2019, 03:58

Moulders wrote:Penis fingers. :D

I too am terrible at snooker.

I normally critisise people for not doing up the top button on their shirt but I rarely do myself because I have such a fat neck.

So I'll forgive you this time.

I too have a fat neck, I have quite an enormous head.

Arya wrote:Aussies dont do up the top button. Its spoils their sex appeal.

you're literally the only person who thinks I have sex appeal.

Moulders wrote:Maybe it just ruins their...... ability to get to the final of a cricket world cup appeal.

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I mean... I feel like we had to give you this one on charity. Our trophy case is kind of cluttered on account of us being the most successful cricket team in the world.
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Re: Mike could be Gordon Ramsay? He just can't cook!

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Master of Vvardenfel wrote:
I mean... I feel like we had to give you this one on charity. Our trophy case is kind of cluttered on account of us being the most successful cricket team in the world.

This is true.

I started watching cricket in the mid 90's, just watching England on TV.

I think this is why I also enjoy having my testicles stamped on by women in high heels.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: Mike could be Gordon Ramsay? He just can't cook!

Post by Ferefire » 14 Jul 2019, 04:02

MoV looks like he's a professional Snooker player.
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Post by Arya » 14 Jul 2019, 04:02

Not true. Moulders thinks yer a sexy beast. So does Yomi.
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