Misfortune Cookies

Post by **Tuffin** » 14 Aug 2022, 07:37

Yes, they do dislike you

Post by **Ojisama** » 15 Aug 2022, 21:20

There are no Red Envelopes in your future.

Post by **Tuffin** » 15 Aug 2022, 22:43

Sleep will not come easy for you today

Post by **Ojisama** » 16 Aug 2022, 22:31

Life is full of regrets, and you are one of them.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 17 Aug 2022, 14:22

If at first you don't succeed, you are a failure

Post by **Ojisama** » 17 Aug 2022, 14:53

Enjoy today. Tomorrow may never come.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 17 Aug 2022, 18:26

Break a leg! No, literally

UnmeiNoTenshi · Post by **UnmeiNoTenshi** » 17 Aug 2022, 18:40

They say children are happy accidents, you are just an accident

Post by **Ojisama** » 19 Aug 2022, 22:54

Your Lucky number is 871347563874627834650281734502873645987263498756293487652938746528634503476527836469578263952623785

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 20 Aug 2022, 22:27

A cat will scratch your face everytime you go to pet it

Post by **Ojisama** » 20 Aug 2022, 22:32

Your chances of finding a four leaf clover are...zero

Post by **Tuffin** » 21 Aug 2022, 23:02

Your favorite clothes will be ruined today

Post by **Ojisama** » 21 Aug 2022, 23:47

If you find a lucky horseshoe, it's because the horse kicked you.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 22 Aug 2022, 20:08

This is your daily reminder that there is a higher chance of getting struck by lightning than you winning the lottery.

UnmeiNoTenshi · Post by **UnmeiNoTenshi** » 22 Aug 2022, 20:14

LilMissCrazy wrote: ↑
22 Aug 2022, 20:08
This is your daily reminder that there is a higher chance of getting struck by lightning than you winning the lottery.

This is your reminder that there is a higher chance of being constantly stared at by a duck than winning the lottery