citizen, in a nutshell

[GraceMellody]

It's okay, we'll just get Coding to mod for you.

who

[Citizen]

The idea of losing a mod summoned me

I'll stand in a crowd wearing a red and white striped sweater you'll never find me.

[Citizen]

(Also your name in purple threw me too, I was all "bwuh?!", Hank Hill style)

You enter a dark alley and are confronted by a purple Citizen. Do you:

A) Sha sha sha pocket sand
B) That's my purse, I don't know you!
C) Find the man with the terrible smell.

[Bear]

You enter a dark alley and are confronted by a purple Citizen. Do you:

A) Sha sha sha pocket sand
B) That's my purse, I don't know you!
C) Find the man with the terrible smell.

I'll have a go at answering, but I need to know one thing, what was the reason for entering the dark alley?

[lolin]

You enter a dark alley and are confronted by a purple Citizen. Do you:

A) Sha sha sha pocket sand
B) That's my purse, I don't know you!
C) Find the man with the terrible smell.

Well, this is a trick question, because the obvious answer is to use my small can of WD-40 to open my larger can of WD-40, much like this helpful instructional video:

[video=youtube;APl0edZ8gI8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl0edZ8gI8[/video]

[Citizen]

Well, this is a trick question, because the obvious answer is to use my small can of WD-40 to open my larger can of WD-40, much like this helpful instructional video:

[video=youtube;APl0edZ8gI8]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=APl0edZ8gI8[/video]

Oh so that's how Hank got the propane out of his urethra.

[Citizen]

I'll have a go at answering, but I need to know one thing, what was the reason for entering the dark alley?

I was looking for peepee to slip in for a huge cash settlement.

I don't know why lolin was there.

[lolin]

I live there.

[Bear]

But what about the smell?

[lolin]

But what about the smell?

I lit some candles, it's okay.

[Bear]

Now it's a fire hazard

[lolin]

That's okay, the building next to me was on fire when I moved in.

[Bear]

Wouldn't the fire and candles brighten up the dark alley?

[lolin]

No, it's covered in vantablack, which absorbs light.

[Bear]

Thank you, the scene makes a lot more sense now