New thread for me to @Arya with memes

[Citizen]

pretty sure it's talking about ricing your shitty civic

Oh ok that's what threw me off I wouldn't call those car guys.

I'd call them assclowns.

[Citizen]

but you're not wrong, buying a car is definitely more expensive than buying a pc or a guitar.



it can be about the same price as buying a gun if you buy the gun first tho.

Are you saying a Gretsch isn't an adequate tool for carjacking?

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Oh ok that's what threw me off I wouldn't call those car guys.

I'd call them assclowns.

to be fair I'm pretty sure every person from any of those categories fits under the assclown umbrella.

Are you saying a Gretsch isn't an adequate tool for carjacking?

absolutely not, many gretsch guitars are hollow body which are far too fragile for your average carjacking, use a shitty fender and you can probably make puns while you do it much more appropriate.

a gibson might work too you could probably manage a pun like I want your car, pls gib son

[Orange]

but you're not wrong, buying a car is definitely more expensive than buying a pc or a guitar.



it can be about the same price as buying a gun if you buy the gun first tho.

Excuse me I have a 50,000 dollar PC

[lolin]

Excuse me I have a 50,000 dollar PC

do you mean 50,000 pesos

[Master of Vvardenfel]

no he means 50,000 rupees

[Arya]

Listen, I happen to be fantastic at buying cars.

We recently decided to get a new car because our beast was dying a slow painful death.

MoV gave me the check book and told me to go pick out a pretty Jeep



I came home with a Benz.




and a new pair of shoes to match it. Js.

[Arya]

Excuse me I have a 50,000 dollar PC

True love shouldnt have a price tag. I get you, fruit. (m)

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Listen, I happen to be fantastic at buying cars.

We recently decided to get a new car because our beast was dying a slow painful death.

MoV gave me the check book and told me to go pick out a pretty Jeep



I came home with a Benz.




and a new pair of shoes to match it. Js.

the shoes cost more than the benz.

[Arya]

HAHAHA!

But they make my ass look nice.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

your ass looks nice when you're wearing crocs =_=





I mean it looks nicer in your new shoes but I'M NOT GOING TO ADMIT THAT

[Fate]

HAHAHA!

But they make my ass look nice.

Yeah no comment

[Arya]

Listen....the only reason a girl would wear shoes that absolutely kill her feet....or that cost more than her car payment is because they do something magical to her backside.



This is particularly useful when you make a large purchase and need to make your husband forget that he cares about you buying a benz when he was expecting a jeep

[Fate]

MoV my sympathies

not really you lucky dog

[Arya]

Girls. Take notes. It works every time.


every time.