New thread for me to @Arya with memes

[lolin]

ill fight anybodys mom 4 a dollar

[Arya]

I would fight an old lady for you

The worse part was. We both knew id stop v_v

dont you hate when you call yourself out on your own bs? Thats me.

[Arya]

But not your mom she's scary. You're on your own.

damn straight she is. Fuck that.

[Arya]

ill fight anybodys mom 4 a dollar

dont do it! It's not worth it! Your life is worth so much more!!!

[lolin]

dont do it! It's not worth it! Your life is worth so much more!!!

actually i checked with the bank and my life's not worth more than $25

[Citizen]

I'll date anyone's mom for free.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

The worse part was. We both knew id stop v_v

dont you hate when you call yourself out on your own bs? Thats me.

You 100% would have stopped. You're a helper <3

[Master of Vvardenfel]

actually i checked with the bank and my life's not worth more than $25

No that's the overdraft fee. That's what your soul is worth not your life. Human organs are a very lucrative market.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

I'll date anyone's mom for free.

Even... frees mom?

[lolin]

No that's the overdraft fee. That's what your soul is worth not your life. Human organs are a very lucrative market.

okay how do i sell my bones

i want to become a slime

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Street market.

[lolin]

which street in particuarl there's gotta be at least 100 of those on the planet

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Life hack: you can't live without your bones, unfortunately bone marrow is an integral part of your circulatory system.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

which street in particuarl there's gotta be at least 100 of those on the planet

Cnr of 10th and main

[lolin]

Life hack: you can't live without your bones, unfortunately bone marrow is an integral part of your circulatory system.

shhh i don't need new blood cells we're just gonna purify the old ones