☆Wicked Literally Talks To Herself☆

[Jas]

My grandparents drank RC cola.

Pretty good stuff.

But you said crown royal not royal crown.

[lolin]

it was a joke

crown royal = hard booze

royal crown = cola

[Papa Jupiter]

I don't get it please explain with a graph.

[lolin]

[Jas]

I get it now

[Papa Jupiter]

Who would win in a fight between a spelling bee and a venomous spider?

[Jas]

A spelling bee has a lot of shod feet, so I'm going to go with that one.

[Tuxedo-T-Shirt]

Coke > RC > Pepsi

I do enjoy an RC from time to time

You have this exactly backwards.

[Jas]

You're exactly backwards.

[Papa Jupiter]

You have this exactly backwards.

I hate you now.

[Tuxedo-T-Shirt]

Does this mean you're my rival?

[Papa Jupiter]

Mello Yello > Surge > Mountain Dew > Sun Drop
A&W > Barq's > Mug
7 Up > Sprite > Sierra Mist
Dr Pepper > Pibb > Doc 360

Why is Pepsi so bad at soda?

[Papa Jupiter]

Does this mean you're my rival?

Yes but only until the end of the movie when I find out you were framed and then we take down the real criminals together.

[Papa Jupiter]

I'm Lee Van Cleef, you're Thomas Milian.

[Jas]

I agree with your list except for the mainstream root beer, I prefer barqs over a&w