Misfortune Cookies

UnmeiNoTenshi · Post by **UnmeiNoTenshi** » 24 Jul 2022, 23:53

When life gives you lemons, squirt the juice into your eyes to avoid seeing your next failure

Post by **Tuffin** » 26 Jul 2022, 23:06

Expect rain everyday

Post by **Ojisama** » 29 Jul 2022, 23:31

The grass IS greener on the other side.

Post by **Tuffin** » 31 Jul 2022, 01:55

That bad smell is you

Post by **Ojisama** » 31 Jul 2022, 22:42

Be proud of your accomplishments, because nobody else cares.

Post by **Tuffin** » 01 Aug 2022, 22:39

You will have an itch you cannot scratch all day

Post by **Ojisama** » 02 Aug 2022, 10:52

Having Athletes Foot doesn't make you a sporting superstar.

Post by **Tuffin** » 04 Aug 2022, 11:38

You will get five paper cuts today

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 10 Aug 2022, 20:21

Your pillow will be warm on both sides this summer

Post by **Ojisama** » 10 Aug 2022, 22:35

The rain in Spain will stay there.

Post by **Tuffin** » 10 Aug 2022, 23:16

Everything will be tasteless for five days

Post by **Ojisama** » 10 Aug 2022, 23:22

Tuffin wrote: ↑
10 Aug 2022, 23:16
Everything will be tasteless for five days

That can be a blessing in some cases.

Post by **Tuffin** » 10 Aug 2022, 23:41

hahahaha, fair enough

You will feel itchy for no reason for seven hours

Post by **Ojisama** » 11 Aug 2022, 19:28

When life gives you lemons, just pucker up and suck.

Post by **LilMissLarBear** » 11 Aug 2022, 21:10

If you think this fortune will pick you back up and motivate you when times get tough you are soley mistaken