I want a chocolate cake but i only have yellow cake mix

[Citizen]

Contrary to popular belief, instant cake mix isn't inherently worse than making a cake from scratch, it basically skips the step of combining dry ingredients so you just add the egg and fat content. They're easy to work with and can be lifted in a number of ways.

Wow your scratch made cakes must suck.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Wow your scratch made cakes must suck.

A cake is literally just eggs, flour and sugar, and sometimes a cheeky bit of fat.

how you make a cake has a LOT of impact on how it turns out, as generally recipes wont differ a huge amount because it fucks up everything.

plus I'm lazy as shit and it's much more difficult to fuck up an instant cake, they're designed so even Arya can make them.

[Citizen]

A cake is literally just eggs, flour and sugar, and sometimes a cheeky bit of fat.

You forgot the most important ingredient.

L O V E

No wonder your cakes suck.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

You forgot the most important ingredient.

L O V E

No wonder your cakes suck.

nobody wants jizz in their cake

[Arya]

omg could you both just not. >.<

[Master of Vvardenfel]

don't worry Arya I have never jizzed in a cake, just don't eat any of citizens.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

he can only make cheesecakes anyways.

[Arya]

I'll be sticking to my own cakes then I guess.


Everyone likes their own brand.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

did...


do you....



OH

MY

GOD

I am never eating one of your cakes again that is disgusting.

[Citizen]

Arya cake with extra frothy butter cream frosting.

[Citizen]

Just a like a momma used to make.

[Citizen]

I actually had cheesecake today too god I love cheesecake.

[Citizen]

You should see how Arya gets her brownies brown.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

I actually had cheesecake today too god I love cheesecake.

I also enjoy a good cheesecake.

[Arya]

did...


do you....



OH

MY

GOD

I am never eating one of your cakes again that is disgusting.

Now u know I feel.