Never meet your boss
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Mewski
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by lolin » 27 Jan 2020, 17:06
Citizen wrote:The answer is Sunstar.
i mean, i'd agree with that
sunstar is a ROBOT FROM ANOTHER PLANET
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Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 28 Jan 2020, 02:54
Gekiganger wrote:I’m a consultant so I don’t have a boss but if I did I hope it would be some slightly milfy lady in her early forties with a proclivity for leopard print underwear.
only slightly?
Moulders wrote:Yes!!!
Early to late forties. Black spectacles, cherry red lips, pencil skirt just high enough to show the edge of her stockings and a hint of suspender belt.
Always leaning over to check on my productivity. Thick thighs with a penchant for corsets.
"Mr Moulders.... I want that report. I want it... on my desk. I neeeeed it. If it's not there by the end of the day. Well.... there may be cause for some...... disciplinary action."
I'm happy with a balding male, late 50s, yells occasionally when shit goes sideways, but is generous when the bonuses when you're performing.
don't wanna have to deal with that sexual harassment lawsuit
Master of Vvardenfel
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Arya » 28 Jan 2020, 02:57
Gekiganger wrote:I see that you’re a man of culture too.
I read that as contour.
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Arya
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Arya » 28 Jan 2020, 02:59
Mewski wrote:what kind of coffee?
Hmmm breakfast blend, espresso, blonde, cold brew, italian brew.....anything but french. Their roast always tastes burnt to me.
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Arya
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Arya » 28 Jan 2020, 02:59
Master of Vvardenfel wrote:only slightly?
I'm happy with a balding male, late 50s, yells occasionally when shit goes sideways, but is generous when the bonuses when you're performing.
don't wanna have to deal with that sexual harassment lawsuit
Prolly keeps ya outta the shit with ya wife too.
Ferefire: Arya probably should have the admin powers to give out admin powers
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Pirate Timelord: I mean, Arya is Arya, but not Arya?
Bert: Help me make sense of this, Timelord.
Pirate Timelord: They're both now Schrodinger's Arya's' Both accounts both being and not being Arya.
Arya
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Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 28 Jan 2020, 03:02
Arya wrote:Prolly keeps ya outta the shit with ya wife too.
nah I actually think my wife trusts me to keep my hands to myself <3
well... around anyone but her anyways.
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Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Expendable » 28 Jan 2020, 06:33
Kona or Foldiers Noir, the darker the better.
I wouldn't say no to some fresh baked bread, soft butter, and either Branston Pickle or strawberry jam.
I wouldn't say no to some fresh baked bread, soft butter, and either Branston Pickle or strawberry jam.
Expendable
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Moulders » 28 Jan 2020, 09:32
Gekiganger wrote:I see that you’re a man of culture too.
Bring a karma chameleon because i'm not just a man of culture i'm a club of culture.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918
So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.
Epicurus Letter to Menoeceus
Moulders
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Tanya » 28 Jan 2020, 11:56
So Arya is saying coffee is her boss no matter what anyone else thinks.
本好きの下剋上
Tanya
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Bear » 28 Jan 2020, 22:26
My boss provides me with free coffee.
Wooooooobwoobwoobwoobwoob (\/) (°W°) (\/)
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory."
-Leonard Nimoy 26/3/1938 - 27/2/2015
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory."
-Leonard Nimoy 26/3/1938 - 27/2/2015
Bear
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Tanya » 28 Jan 2020, 22:39
My boss provides me with free coffee but I have never partook of it.
Free coffee isn’t always a good thing.
Free coffee isn’t always a good thing.
本好きの下剋上
Tanya
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Bear » 28 Jan 2020, 22:52
Well it's more of a drinks machine. Coffee, Tea, hot chocolate and all the rest.
Free is always a good thing. Unless it's one of those too good to be true things.
Free is always a good thing. Unless it's one of those too good to be true things.
Wooooooobwoobwoobwoobwoob (\/) (°W°) (\/)
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory."
-Leonard Nimoy 26/3/1938 - 27/2/2015
"A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory."
-Leonard Nimoy 26/3/1938 - 27/2/2015
Bear
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Orange » 28 Jan 2020, 23:43
I had a job where for the first like month I didn't even know who my boss was.
Was just chatting with someone one day, amd they were like btw I'm your boss.
Was just chatting with someone one day, amd they were like btw I'm your boss.
Orange
Re: Never meet your boss
Post by Mewski » 28 Jan 2020, 23:52
Arya wrote:Hmmm breakfast blend, espresso, blonde, cold brew, italian brew.....anything but french. Their roast always tastes burnt to me.
gotcha. I like a breakfast blend too.
Mewski