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by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:27
lolin wrote:people are only afraid of dying because every inch of their body screams "survive!"
if they didn't have that we'd have a lot more suicides
Based on what some people said, this survive drive kicks in when people are in dangerous situations. But I think it can be cheated. I suppose that's why taking sleeping pills is a popular kind of suicide.
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by Momogari » 24 Sep 2019, 01:27
I think I'd be quite comfortable sleeping in a coffin. I like small enclosed spaces
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by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:28
Citizen wrote:I mean unless you're poor. Then a coffin is just a pine box.
He he. That's true.
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by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:31
unotarian please donate your corpse to my body farm we do important scientific research.
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by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:33
Momogari wrote:sleep isn't an ending
You can never be sure about that. You can't protect yourself from dying while you sleep. So it can be an ending.
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by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:33
Citizen wrote:unotarian please donate your corpse to my body farm we do important scientific research.
You can do whatever you want with my body AFTER I DIE BECAUSE OF OLD AGE.
You can even have sex with me then. Or eat me.
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by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:34
unoduetre wrote:You can do whatever you want with my body AFTER I DIE BECAUSE OF OLD AGE.
What is the average in Pole Land like 35 or are you up to 37?
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by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:35
I donno about Pole Land. You'd need to ask Dracula.
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by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:36
unoduetre wrote:You can even have sex with me then. Or eat me.
I'm going to bake a shoofly pie and place it next to your corpse and see which one the flies prefer.
If they prefer the latter then mankind's supply of shoofly pies will finally be safe.
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by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:40
I'm happy to become flies food after I die as described above. No problem with that. And I will save the pies!!!
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by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:42
If there's a movie about it wouldn't it be Dracula Told.
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by lolin » 24 Sep 2019, 03:01
unoduetre wrote:Based on what some people said, this survive drive kicks in when people are in dangerous situations. But I think it can be cheated. I suppose that's why taking sleeping pills is a popular kind of suicide.
it's also a dumb form of suicide
you usually just wake up later and vomit up all of your stomach and end up with organ damage/failure
suicide is hard, believe it or not
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by lolin » 24 Sep 2019, 03:02
okay i'll stop being suicide-y the suicidal muser
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by Expendable » 24 Sep 2019, 03:17
Plus if you fail, you usually wind up under a psychiatric hold. I suggest getting some very thick socks, those floors are cold.
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by lolin » 24 Sep 2019, 03:24
they provide socks now, i think
hospital socks are a special thing
quite possibly the best thing about being put in a ward
because everything else about the ward sucks
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