WE TALK IN ALL CAPS THREAD - NOODLE & ORANGE EDITION

[Papa Jupiter]

What will you do with your newfound dosh?

Will you pay Jas 3 bits to do a spirited jig?

[Jas]

I AM CONSTITUTIONALLY INCAPABLE OF SPIRIT.

[Papa Jupiter]

More like constipationally.

[Jas]

ON THE CONTRARY, I'M SO REGULAR IT'S UNSETTLING.

[Noodle]

SHAT ABOUT IRREGULARITY

[Noodle]

ALSO PEOPLE ARE QUESTIONING MY DECISION TO QUIT SERVING AND DOING THIS $15 WAGE.

[Jas]

WHY?

1) YOU DON'T OWE ANYONE AN EXPLANATION.
B) SERVING IS NOT THE QUINTESSENTIAL JOB IN FOOD SERVICE.
III) THE MONEY IS WHAT MATTERS AT THE END OF THE DAY FOR PROVIDING FOR THEO AND YOURSELF.

THAT SAID, I'M CURIOUS HOW THE INCREASED SALARY WOULD COMPARE TO YOUR SERVER SALARY WITH TIPS.

[Noodle]

WITH TIPS I MADE ABOUT $20 AN HOUR. BUT LATELY ITS BEEN SHITTY NIGHTS. LAST NIGHT WAS HORRIBLE. WORKED FROM 3:30 TO 11 AND MADE $100.

[Jas]

FULL TIME IS ALSO VERY IMPORTANT

[Noodle]

THESE LAST FEW SHIFTS I'VE BEEN SEEING HOW MUCH I'VE BEEN MAKING AN HOUR. AVERAGING $12-16 AN HOUR.

[Jas]

THE CERTAINTY WOULD BE NICE TOO, THEN.

I'M LISTENING TO CAKE. I FORGOT HOW MUCH I LIKED THEM.

[Jas]

THEY'RE SUPER INTO CARS. UPWARDS OF 80% OF THEIR SONGS HAVE TO DO WITH THEM IN SOME WAY.

[Noodle]

YES YOU ARE RIGHT. I KEEP DOUBTING MYSELF.

[Jas]

KINDA LIKE HOW THE PRESIDENTS OF THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA HAVE ANIMALS (AND ESPECIALLY BUGS) IN MOST OF THEIR SONGS.

[Noodle]

CAKE BY THE OCEAN?