The Postman's LEGACY: There and back again.

[Citizen]

Your boss is a woman?

I didn't know you worked in a kitchen.

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Kidding

I'm not.

[Citizen]

you ain't want me in a kitchen unless you want to only eat rice and ham sandwiches forever

True I saw that Thanksgiving dinner.

Terrible.

[Citizen]

I've had a beard for 8 years, shit's fine. If it isn't, rub your pubes in their faces. It's gender neutral, everyone can do it.

Only 8?

[Tuffin]

True I saw that Thanksgiving dinner.

Terrible.

hahahahahhaha


but really


pure shit

[Citizen]

I'm going to make a rice and ham sandwich in honor of you Tuffin.

It's like winning the James Beard award only better.

[Tuffin]

it what i deserve

[Citizen]

TUFFIN YER DRUNK.

[Citizen]

Oh wow Stern is making a Black Knight 3 table. A Stern table with a Williams licensed theme. What a bold new world.

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Your boss is a woman?

I didn't know you worked in a kitchen.

  Spoiler:  

Kidding

funnily enough I actually do work in a kitchen.

I've had a beard for 8 years, shit's fine. If it isn't, rub your pubes in their faces. It's gender neutral, everyone can do it.

beards are quite great I'm actually keen to grow one

you ain't want me in a kitchen unless you want to only eat rice and ham sandwiches forever

as a woman isn't that where you belong? I feel like you need to improve your woman game

[Tuffin]

TUFFIN YER DRUNK.

I WISH! INSTEAD IM SOBER AND DOING THIS DAMN LAB POSTER FOR GROUP WORK DUE THURSDAY WHEN THEY SAID ITD BE TO ME SUNDAY AND THEY JUST NOW GOT IT TO MEEEEEEEE

as a woman isn't that where you belong? I feel like you need to improve your woman game

Naw, I flipped that shit. I go to work and make the cash and then need me a man to come home to in the house I paid for. He just has to make me dinner and have the house clean, yenno, menwork. I'll go outside in the summer and ride my lawnmower while he can bring me a beer to fit in my cupholder on the machine.

perfection, really

[Moulders]

funnily enough I actually do work in a kitchen.

Oh, well I didn't know. Working in a kitchen in hot lands?

Yikes I would die.

Naw, I flipped that shit. I go to work and make the cash and then need me a man to come home to in the house I paid for. He just has to make me dinner and have the house clean, yenno, menwork. I'll go outside in the summer and ride my lawnmower while he can bring me a beer to fit in my cupholder on the machine.

perfection, really

To be honest I love cleaning.

[Citizen]

I'd make dinner but damned if I'm gonna clean anything.

[Tuffin]

To be honest I love cleaning.

Would you cook too? If so, hired.

I'd make dinner but damned if I'm gonna clean anything.

Cleaning is pretty awful

[Master of Vvardenfel]

Oh, well I didn't know. Working in a kitchen in hot lands?

Yikes I would die.



To be honest I love cleaning.

I enjoy the work

I'd make dinner but damned if I'm gonna clean anything.

so we've got Citizen to cook, Moulders to clean

I'll just come have beers with you Tuffin

[Citizen]

What a life of sinful decadence I approve.