2.30! (Tooth Hurty! )
Who delivers a Ghost's post? Ghostman Bat!
Are Evri/Hermes a bunch of incompetent fools who couldn't deliver next door's cat? Is the Pope a flippin' Catholic?
What time do people normally go to the Dentist? And other rubbish jokes!
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What time do people normally go to the Dentist? And other rubbish jokes!
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
What time do people normally go to the Dentist? And other rubbish jokes!
What do frogs eat on Bonfire Night? Toeasted "Marsh" Mallows.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely.
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.
What time do people normally go to the Dentist? And other rubbish jokes!
it's actually the greatest joke ever... but
a horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"
a horse walks into a bar, bartender says "why the long face?"
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What time do people normally go to the Dentist? And other rubbish jokes!
2 pieces of string walk into a Bar, one says "Pint please", the Barkeep says to the other one "Are you a piece of string?" he says "No I'm afraid not" (Frayed Knot)
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
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What time do people normally go to the Dentist? And other rubbish jokes!
Where do the majority of Police Officers live? 595 Letsby Avenue!
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
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What time do people normally go to the Dentist? And other rubbish jokes!
Why aren't there toilets on the majority of Beaches? Because the Sea wee'd!
"He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!" (Michael Palin in Monty Python's "Life of Brian")
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)
"I am speaking UK English in a Sheffield accent!" (Me most of the time I'm on the landline or mobile)