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Post by Ojisama » 13 Sep 2022, 11:16

Tuffin wrote:
13 Sep 2022, 00:26
You will lose your sense of taste for a whole day

Some may regard that as a blessing.

He who laughs last...didn't get the joke.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely. 
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.

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Post by Tuffin » 13 Sep 2022, 22:57

Ojisama wrote:
13 Sep 2022, 11:16
Tuffin wrote:
13 Sep 2022, 00:26
You will lose your sense of taste for a whole day

Some may regard that as a blessing.

I would hate it, love food so much.


You will misplace all cash you receive in the next five days.
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Post by Ojisama » 14 Sep 2022, 21:03

Your hair will all fall out.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely. 
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.

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Post by LilMissLarBear » 01 Oct 2022, 16:46

You will stub your pinky toe against a door frame... Multiple times in quick succession
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Post by Ojisama » 01 Oct 2022, 20:00

You will tread on several nails today. Wait, I've already done that.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely. 
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.

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Post by LikkleMel » 01 Oct 2022, 23:05

life is a symphony - and you're playing the kazoo
~Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~


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Post by Tuffin » 01 Oct 2022, 23:53

Your shoes will become wet and will take days to dry out
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Post by LilMissLarBear » 02 Oct 2022, 17:16

Cake will come into your life in the near future, and you will gain 12lbs just by looking at it.
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Post by Ojisama » 02 Oct 2022, 19:39

Life is like a box of chocolates, and all you have left are coconut creams.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely. 
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.

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Post by Tuffin » 03 Oct 2022, 22:59

Doom and Gloom will follow you for the next week
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Post by Ojisama » 04 Oct 2022, 19:14

When you open your fortune cookie, it will be empty.
To those just starting on the journey of life I say...
Bang your own drum. Walk your own path. Live wildly. Love fiercely. 
As you near the end, look back with no regrets.

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