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i want a shrimp machine

Post by Jas » 20 May 2020, 17:18

I... I think that's lye.

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Post by lolin » 20 May 2020, 17:21

as long as it removes hair from my chset >(
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Post by Jas » 20 May 2020, 17:22

Drink Nair.

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Post by Jas » 20 May 2020, 17:22

I o don't do that you'll die.

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Post by lolin » 20 May 2020, 17:24

i wasn't planning on drinking anything but the iced tea and diet vanilla coke i have here
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Post by Jas » 20 May 2020, 17:27

Together?

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Post by lolin » 20 May 2020, 17:36

no, but i feel like i should say yes
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Post by Citizen » 20 May 2020, 17:38

Give iced tea lolin. But with lemonade too. Half and half best.
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Post by lolin » 20 May 2020, 17:51

an iced tea lolin is what i call lukewarm iced tea in a large dickey's cup with little to no splenda
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Post by Citizen » 20 May 2020, 17:52

That's fine I'll drink it. No Splenda preferably.
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Post by lolin » 20 May 2020, 17:52

then the rest of the pitcher is yours
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Post by Citizen » 20 May 2020, 17:55

Good that way I can drink right out of the pitcher like the degenerate I am.
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Post by lolin » 20 May 2020, 17:56

it's almost empty so yeah go for it
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Post by Jas » 20 May 2020, 18:05

Citizen wrote:
20 May 2020, 17:38
Give iced tea lolin. But with lemonade too. Half and half best.
Mr. Palmer knew what was up

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Post by LikkleMel » 21 May 2020, 02:47

Hey
~Let our bodies lay, mark our hearts with shame
Let our blood in vain, you find God in pain~


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