Everytime I cough...

Arya · Post by **Arya** » 03 Apr 2020, 02:38

I have a momentary panic of internal thoughts and think... IS THIS IT?! DO I HAVE COVID!

But then it occurs to me that, not only do I NOT have covid, but I also still cannot breathe while drinking water at the same time.

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 03 Apr 2020, 03:29

Every time you cough I spray you with Lysol.

Basically Deleted · Post by **Basically Deleted** » 03 Apr 2020, 04:35

I don't know why but reading the title of this thread made me compose a parody of "Everytime we touch"

I still hear your voice when you sleep six feet from me
I still feel your touch in my dreams
Forgive me my weakness, but I don't know why
Without you it's hard to survive
'Cause every time I cough, I get this feeling
And every time I sneeze I swear I could die
Can't you feel my heart beat fast, I don't want this to last
Need you to stay healthy
'Cause every time we touch, I spread the virus
And every time I sneeze, I reach for the soap
Can't you hear my heart beat so I can let you go
Want you to stay healthy