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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:27

lolin wrote:people are only afraid of dying because every inch of their body screams "survive!"

if they didn't have that we'd have a lot more suicides

Based on what some people said, this survive drive kicks in when people are in dangerous situations. But I think it can be cheated. I suppose that's why taking sleeping pills is a popular kind of suicide.

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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by Momogari » 24 Sep 2019, 01:27

I think I'd be quite comfortable sleeping in a coffin. I like small enclosed spaces
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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:28

Citizen wrote:I mean unless you're poor. Then a coffin is just a pine box.

He he. That's true.

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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:31

unotarian please donate your corpse to my body farm we do important scientific research.
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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:33

Momogari wrote:sleep isn't an ending

You can never be sure about that. You can't protect yourself from dying while you sleep. So it can be an ending.

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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:33

Citizen wrote:unotarian please donate your corpse to my body farm we do important scientific research.

You can do whatever you want with my body AFTER I DIE BECAUSE OF OLD AGE. :)

You can even have sex with me then. Or eat me.

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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:34

unoduetre wrote:You can do whatever you want with my body AFTER I DIE BECAUSE OF OLD AGE. :)

What is the average in Pole Land like 35 or are you up to 37?
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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:35

I donno about Pole Land. You'd need to ask Dracula.

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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:36

unoduetre wrote:You can even have sex with me then. Or eat me.

I'm going to bake a shoofly pie and place it next to your corpse and see which one the flies prefer.

If they prefer the latter then mankind's supply of shoofly pies will finally be safe.
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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by unoduetre » 24 Sep 2019, 01:40

I'm happy to become flies food after I die as described above. No problem with that. And I will save the pies!!!

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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by Citizen » 24 Sep 2019, 01:42

If there's a movie about it wouldn't it be Dracula Told.
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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by lolin » 24 Sep 2019, 03:01

unoduetre wrote:Based on what some people said, this survive drive kicks in when people are in dangerous situations. But I think it can be cheated. I suppose that's why taking sleeping pills is a popular kind of suicide.

it's also a dumb form of suicide

you usually just wake up later and vomit up all of your stomach and end up with organ damage/failure

suicide is hard, believe it or not
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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by lolin » 24 Sep 2019, 03:02

okay i'll stop being suicide-y the suicidal muser
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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by Expendable » 24 Sep 2019, 03:17

Plus if you fail, you usually wind up under a psychiatric hold. I suggest getting some very thick socks, those floors are cold.

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Re: Why people are not afraid to sleep but they're afraid to die?

Post by lolin » 24 Sep 2019, 03:24

they provide socks now, i think

hospital socks are a special thing

quite possibly the best thing about being put in a ward

because everything else about the ward sucks
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