Fortune Cookie Sayings...with your dick edition!

Aeri · Post by **Aeri** » 16 Jul 2019, 01:52

A feather in the hand is better than a bird in the air with your dick!

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Citizen · Post by **Citizen** » 16 Jul 2019, 01:56

Next time I get Chinese takeout I'm going to bash a fortune cookie open with my penis in honor of Aeri.

Aeri · Post by **Aeri** » 16 Jul 2019, 02:40

Aeri · Post by **Aeri** » 16 Jul 2019, 02:40

I feel like that quote needs to be in my sig

Aeri · Post by **Aeri** » 16 Jul 2019, 02:43

A lifetime friend shall soon be made with your dick

Aeri · Post by **Aeri** » 16 Jul 2019, 02:44

Do you think I should have said fortune cookie sayings instead?

Aeri · Post by **Aeri** » 16 Jul 2019, 02:44

I'll change it

Coding · Post by **Coding** » 16 Jul 2019, 03:12

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Master of Vvardenfel · Post by **Master of Vvardenfel** » 16 Jul 2019, 03:14

32 7 5 18 23 29 with your dick

WAIT FUCK WRONG SIDE

YouTube · Post by **GraceMellody** » 16 Jul 2019, 17:22

Citizen wrote:Next time I get Chinese takeout I'm going to bash a fortune cookie open with my penis in honor of Aeri.

Record it.