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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Moulders » 25 Jun 2019, 07:12

Gluten intolerance is increasing and the reasons are obvious.

It correlates to the increase in crop circles. Extra terrestrial beings are landing in fields and spraying them with chemicals to make us sick. This is to make the human race weaker for the innevitable intergalactic war.
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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Citizen » 25 Jun 2019, 10:22

This is bread's revenge on humanity for decades of needlessly wasting crusts and bread heels.
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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Citizen » 25 Jun 2019, 10:23

I for one enjoy the end pieces.

Sometimes I'll make a peanut butter and jelly sandwich using the two ends. It's delicious.
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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Moulders » 25 Jun 2019, 11:00

I too like the end pieces. Used to hate them as a kid.

I especially like them when they're just on the turn. when they're harder but not yet developing mould.

That and soup.
"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Stuffisshort » 25 Jun 2019, 12:38

I am aware of the fact that these "end pieces" are called "the heel", but regardless, I will always refer to them as, "the butt".
(Excessive punctuation, tho)
ALSO also - we're having a girl! ❤️

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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Citizen » 25 Jun 2019, 20:18

No they're just bringing home a transient.
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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Master of Vvardenfel » 25 Jun 2019, 22:28

Me after Arya kicks me out for skipping my shower for the 9th day in a row. I'll even smell like a transient.
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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Moulders » 26 Jun 2019, 08:56

Citizen wrote:No they're just bringing home a transient.

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"Every position must be held to the last man: there must be no retirement. With our backs to the wall and believing in the justice of our cause, each one of us must fight on to the end."

Earl Douglas Haig, Order to the British Army, 12 April 1918

So death, the most terrifying of ills, is nothing to us, since so long as we exist, death is not with us; but when death comes, then we do not exist. It does not then concern either the living or the dead, since the former it is not, and the latter are no more.

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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Citizen » 26 Jun 2019, 09:21

Oh no it was born without enough ohms.
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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Arya » 26 Jun 2019, 15:19

Yeeeeeessssss. Me too.


Only obv delicious gluten free bread.
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Re: I ate 4 sandwiches

Post by Arya » 26 Jun 2019, 15:20

Stuffisshort wrote:I am aware of the fact that these "end pieces" are called "the heel", but regardless, I will always refer to them as, "the butt".
(Excessive punctuation, tho)
ALSO also - we're having a girl! ❤️

They are totes the butt. The heels sound odd. And gross. I dont want feet.
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