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Christmas jokes 2024

Posted: 10 Dec 2024, 12:14
by Rich-Allen1976
Why was Snow White waiting outside the photo shop? She was hoping that some day her Prints would come!
Why is water wet? Because the Sea Weed!
When it's meal time, what does Alfred shout? Dinner Dinner Dinner Dinner Batman!
Why can't Santa make gifts? He got in trouble with the Elf and Safety!
Why couldn't Santa go out? Mrs Claus said it looked like Rain dear (Reindeer)
 

Christmas jokes 2024

Posted: 23 Dec 2024, 22:38
by Ojisama
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Javier.
Javier who?

Have ya seen my Christmas display yet?

Christmas jokes 2024

Posted: 23 Dec 2024, 22:45
by LikkleMel
What’s every elf’s favorite type of music?

Wrap music!