DHL America are a bunch of incompetent morons

[Rich-Allen1976]

The seller's just contacted me on eBay, if it doesn't come by Sunday the 13th (and I can 100% guarantee it won't), I've got to ask eBay to step in as according to the seller (who is obviously a complete idiot) they're the courier.

[Rich-Allen1976]

Well I launched a dispute against the seller on eBay last night, and eBay have found in my favour and given me the money back, which will be back on my main Bank card hopefully by the beginning of next week (3 to 5 working days)