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Why didn't you do your homework?

I was attacked by Saber clones and was too busy fighting them.

My right hand turned into a girl.

And what are your excuses?

I bumped into a weird cat like thing that turned me into a magical girl...

Ha ha!

I found a weird black notebook and was busy writing names in it.

I found a giant humanoid robot laying around. Obviously I was meant to pilot it.

After being gifted with this halo they had to wire to my head to keep from falling off, I suffered this sudden fever as wings sprouted from my back and I passed out from the pain. I woke up in the middle of the night and someone was cleaning my wings, they told me to go back asleep. When I woke up, I was fine, nothing hurts but my hair keeps floating up towards my new halo. And that's why I didn't do my book report. Or my math assignment. And my hair keeps floating up to my halo.

I got isekai'd by Truck-kun and sent to another world to be its hero

A giant monster destroyed the diner I was eating at for the 3rd time this week! How do they keep rebuilding it so quickly....

I met a blonde, muscular guy with a square jaw and he asked me to train and gave me a superpower, so I didn't have time to do the homework.

I got distracted by my classmate saying "I'm curious" every five seconds.

Each time I tried to show you my homework I got killed and each time I moved back in time. This is my 12th attempt and I'm scared to show it to you now.

I left the house late without a piece of toast in my mouth

We were on our way to school from mecha practice when we caught sight of the Martian Princess' motorcade - and moments later it was hit by rockets, blowing up. In our escape, we bumped into two girls and helped them get away, but I discovered my bag with my homework was gone.