What Golden Kamuy readers really want to know.

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What Golden Kamuy readers really want to know.

Post by Ojisama » 07 Oct 2022, 22:46

I can't believe I've just read this, and if it was April 1st, I'd believe it was a joke, but apparently, they are desperate to have the male characters ranked by...PENIS SIZE.


In a new interview with Shueisha Online, Golden Kamuy manga creator Satoru Noda has finally caved to reader demand by providing a ranking of the characters' penis sizes. He remarked that among the 2,200 questions he received for the fan book, the most popular request was for a penis size ranking.

"Perverts," he thought.


In any case, the readers have asked, and Noda is now delivering.


So, without further ado, the Golden Kamuy characters with the largest penis sizes are as follows:


Ushiyama > Tanigaki > Boutarou > Kiroranke > Kikuta > Ariko > Ienaga > Vasily > Nihei > Lightning Bandit > Tsukishima > Tsurumi


In addition, Noda stated that Sugimoto, Ogata, Usami, Hijikata, and Koito are all average-sized, while Shiraishi is slightly smaller than average. As a final nugget of information, Boutarou's body is tall and slender, and that is also reflected in his penis.


Of course, according to Noda, it's not just pure size that matters; it's how you wield it.


Source - ANN

 
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