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by Beex » 08 Jul 2023, 22:05
Lucky Star Wars
Sure, I can write a comic based on Lucky Star anime characters and Star Wars. Here is what I came up with:
[Scene: A classroom in Ryouou High School. Konata, Kagami, Tsukasa and Miyuki are sitting at their desks.]
Konata: Hey, guys, have you seen the new Star Wars movie?
Kagami: No, I haven't. Is it good?
Konata: It's awesome! It has lightsabers, spaceships, droids, Jedi, Sith, and a cute baby Yoda!
Tsukasa: Aww, baby Yoda sounds adorable!
Miyuki: I heard that Star Wars is a very popular sci-fi franchise that has influenced many aspects of modern culture.
Konata: Yeah, it's a classic. You should watch it sometime.
Kagami: Maybe I will. But I'm not really into sci-fi stuff.
Konata: What? How can you not like sci-fi? It's the best genre ever!
Kagami: Well, I prefer more realistic and romantic stories.
Konata: Pfft, realistic and romantic? That's boring! Sci-fi is way more exciting and imaginative!
Kagami: Oh, really? Then how about we make a bet?
Konata: A bet?
Kagami: Yeah. If you can write a sci-fi story that I like, I'll watch Star Wars with you. But if you can't, you have to watch a romance movie with me.
Konata: Hmph, that's easy. Challenge accepted!
[Scene: The next day at Konata's house. Konata is typing on her laptop while Yutaka watches.]
Yutaka: What are you doing, big sis?
Konata: I'm writing a sci-fi story for Kagami.
Yutaka: Oh, what kind of story?
Konata: Well, it's based on Lucky Star and Star Wars. It's about four girls who live in a galaxy far, far away and have to fight against the evil Empire.
Yutaka: Wow, that sounds cool!
Konata: Yeah, it is. Here, let me show you.
[Scene: A comic panel showing the title of Konata's story: "Lucky Star Wars".]
[Scene: A comic panel showing the four main characters as Star Wars characters. Konata is dressed as Luke Skywalker, Kagami as Princess Leia, Tsukasa as Han Solo and Miyuki as Obi-Wan Kenobi.]
Konata (narrating): A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away...
[Scene: A comic panel showing the four characters in the cockpit of the Millennium Falcon.]
Konata (narrating): There was a rebel alliance that fought against the tyranny of the Galactic Empire.
Konata (as Luke): We have to deliver these plans to the rebel base. They contain the secret weakness of the Death Star, the Empire's ultimate weapon.
Kagami (as Leia): Hurry up, we don't have much time. The Empire is after us.
Tsukasa (as Han): Don't worry, princess. I'm the best pilot in the galaxy. Nothing can stop us.
Miyuki (as Obi-Wan): Except maybe that Star Destroyer behind us.
[Scene: A comic panel showing a large Star Destroyer chasing the Millennium Falcon.]
Tsukasa (as Han): Uh-oh.
[Scene: A comic panel showing Konata holding a lightsaber and Miyuki using the Force.]
Konata (narrating): Luckily, we had some help from the Jedi Knights, an ancient order of warriors who used the Force, a mysterious energy that binds all living things.
Konata (as Luke): Wow, this lightsaber is awesome! How do you use it?
Miyuki (as Obi-Wan): You have to feel the Force flowing through you. It will guide your actions.
Konata (as Luke): Like this?
[Konata swings her lightsaber and accidentally cuts off Tsukasa's hair.]
Tsukasa (as Han): Hey!
[Scene: A comic panel showing Kagami wearing a metal bikini and chained to a giant slug-like creature.]
Konata (narrating): Along the way, we faced many dangers and enemies. Like Jabba the Hutt, a vile gangster who captured Princess Leia and made her his slave.
Kagami (as Leia): Konata! You better get me out of here or I'll kill you!
Konata (as Luke): Don't worry, Kagami. I mean Leia. I have a plan.
[Konata throws a thermal detonator at Jabba.]
Jabba: Ho ho ho ho ho!
[The detonator bounces off Jabba's belly and lands back in Konata's hand.]
Konata (as Luke): Uh-oh.
[Scene: A comic panel showing the four characters facing Darth Vader and the Emperor.]
Konata (narrating): And finally, we confronted the dark lords of the Sith, Darth Vader and the Emperor, who wanted to turn me to the dark side of the Force.
Darth Vader: Join me, Konata. I mean Luke. And together we can rule the galaxy as father and daughter.
Konata (as Luke): What? You're my father?
Darth Vader: No, I'm just kidding. I'm actually your uncle.
Konata (as Luke): What?
Darth Vader: Yeah, your father is actually Sōjirō Izumi. He's a Jedi who went into hiding after the Empire rose to power.
Konata (as Luke): What?
Darth Vader: And your mother is Kanata Izumi. She died giving birth to you.
Konata (as Luke): What?
Darth Vader: And your cousin is Yutaka Kobayakawa. She's actually a secret agent for the rebel alliance.
Konata (as Luke): What?
Darth Vader: And your best friend is Kagami Hiiragi. She's actually your sister.
Konata (as Luke): What?
Kagami (as Leia): What?
Emperor: Enough! Kill them all!
[The Emperor shoots lightning from his fingers at the four characters.]
[Scene: The next day at school. Konata gives Kagami a printed copy of her comic.]
Konata: Here you go, Kagami. My sci-fi masterpiece. Read it and weep.
Kagami: Fine, I'll read it. But it better be good.
[Kagami reads the comic and her face turns from disbelief to anger.]
Kagami: Konata! This is terrible! This is not sci-fi! This is just a parody of Star Wars with Lucky Star characters!
Konata: What? No, it's not. It's a homage. A tribute. A homage-tribute.
Kagami: It's a rip-off! A mockery! A rip-off-mockery!
Konata: Come on, Kagami. Don't be so harsh. Did you at least like the part where I made you my sister?
Kagami: No! That was the worst part! How could you do that to me?
Konata: Well, I thought it would be funny.
Kagami: Funny? Funny?! You think this is funny?!
[Kagami grabs Konata by the collar and shakes her.]
Kagami: You owe me a romance movie, Konata! And it better be good!
Konata: Okay, okay! Calm down, Kagami!
Tsukasa: Hey, can I read your comic too?
Miyuki: Me too, please.
Konata: Sure, here you go.
[Tsukasa and Miyuki read the comic and laugh.]
Tsukasa: Wow, this is hilarious!
Miyuki: I agree, this is very amusing!
Konata: See? They like it!
Kagami: They're just being nice!
Konata: No, they're being honest!
Kagami: No, they're being polite!
[The four girls continue to argue as the comic ends.]
"You mess with the cat, you get the litter!"
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and the picture of all those kittens look adorable 
