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Hmfh

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.....The reception was brilliant

Dont trust atoms, they make up everything!

I did it doggy style with my wife this morning.....
I begged... she rolled over and played dead...

she sounds 'barking' mad hahahaha

i hate this one the most...
what did the italian chef say when he died
he pasta-away!

did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
he won the no bell prize!

IeatRamenNoodles, Top marks, especially the knock knock Joke!

Shounen_Trash wrote: ↑

13 Aug 2020, 19:04

IeatRamenNoodles, Top marks, especially the knock knock Joke!

thanks

I was stood waiting for the cashpoint when the eldery lady in front of me asked if I could help her check her balance.............So I pushed her over

Shounen_Trash wrote: ↑

14 Aug 2020, 10:43

I was stood waiting for the cashpoint when the eldery lady in front of me asked if I could help her check her balance.............So I pushed her over

that is the worst but good joke i've heard

No Grandma's were hurt in the making of this Joke

I'd really like to go on a date, but I couldn't get a date if I polled a time server.

there was a person bleeding on the floor outside and they were saying "call me an ambulance!"

so i went up to them and whispered in their ear .... " your an ambulance"

thats a 'sick' joke