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Bad Joke Journal.

Posted: 26 Jun 2022, 22:10
by Shounen-Recycled
What’s green and has wheels? Grass....I lied about the wheels

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Posted: 26 Jun 2022, 23:12
by Ojisama
Shounen-Recycled wrote:
06 Aug 2020, 10:35
What do you call a man with 50 rabbits up his bottom?......Warren......

What do you call a man with a seagull on his head?

Cliff.

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Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 00:55
by UnmeiNoTenshi
I used to be addicted to soap

I'm clean now

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Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 01:08
by PharaohAtem
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one.

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Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 09:55
by Ojisama
Why did the cabbage go to the film studio?

Because he wanted to star in a Cubby Broccoli film.

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Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 14:08
by weeabooweegee
Shounen-Recycled wrote:
26 Jun 2022, 22:10
What’s green and has wheels? Grass....I lied about the wheels
Hahaha hahaha!

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Posted: 27 Jun 2022, 16:55
by Shounen-Recycled
My wife kicked me out the house because of my Bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions......Don’t worry, I’ll return

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Posted: 28 Jun 2022, 22:02
by Shounen-Recycled
I was digging in my Garden and found a chest full of Gold coins. I was so excited I wanted to run straight back in and tell my wife....but then I remembered why I was digging in my Garden

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Posted: 02 Jul 2022, 22:27
by Shounen-Recycled
Just been diagnosed with the peek a boo virus. I got sent straight to the ICU

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Posted: 05 Jul 2022, 18:06
by Shounen-Recycled
Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight unless you are prepared for the reaper cushions

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Posted: 09 Jul 2022, 08:37
by Shounen-Recycled
Not to brag but I beat the local chess Champion in 5 moves.....I knew those Karate lessons were a good idea.

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Posted: 15 Jul 2022, 20:44
by Shounen-Recycled
What sits in a tree and goes “Aaaaahhhhhhh”?
An Owl with a speech impediment.

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Posted: 08 Aug 2022, 07:59
by Shounen-Recycled
I was at my mums house and she asked me if I had seen the Dog Bowl? I said i had no idea he did.

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Posted: 09 Mar 2023, 23:23
by Ojisama
What's covered in gravy and swings through the streets of New York?

Pie-der-man

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Posted: 15 Jun 2023, 07:11
by Rich-Allen1976
Ojisama wrote:
09 Mar 2023, 23:23
What's covered in gravy and swings through the streets of New York?

Pie-der-man

Good job you're retired, with jokes like that you'd starve on the comedy circuit mate! :D

2 pieces of string went into a Bar, one says "Pint please", and then the other one asks, the Barman asks, "Are you a piece of string?", the other string says "No I'm afraid not" (A frayed knot) :D

A man in Yorkshire goes to a Jeweller's and asks for a Gold statue of his dog, the Jeweller asks "Does tha want it 18 Carat?" the man says "No I want it chewin' a bone" :D