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Posted: **04 Feb 2021, 19:41**

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.

Posted: **06 Feb 2021, 11:38**

My last Girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Horoscopes.......It Taurus apart.......

Posted: **06 Feb 2021, 12:08**

Did you know one of the star signs got it's name because caprisun tried to move into vegetable farming.

They tried to call it capri-corn

Posted: **07 Feb 2021, 12:53**

Did you hear about the Mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?......He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.

Posted: **08 Feb 2021, 19:51**

Posted: **08 Feb 2021, 21:03**

Did you hear about the Mathematician with constipation?......He worked it out with a pencil

Posted: **08 Feb 2021, 21:36**

My mate was telling me he failed his Aboriginal music exam......I said “Didja re do it?”

Posted: **09 Feb 2021, 17:18**

The inventor of Velcro has died............RIP

Posted: **09 Feb 2021, 18:40**

Shounen_Trash-Can wrote: ↑
09 Feb 2021, 17:18
The inventor of Velcro has died............RIP

This is a very sad day

Posted: **09 Feb 2021, 23:02**

That's why you don't buy velcro it's a ripoff

Posted: **10 Feb 2021, 10:59**

PharaohAtem wrote: ↑
09 Feb 2021, 23:02
That's why you don't buy velcro it's a ripoff

omg yes....you made me lol

Posted: **10 Feb 2021, 11:07**

My wife asked me today if id seen the dog bowl....I said no, I didnt know he could!

Posted: **12 Feb 2021, 11:10**

There are 3 types of people in this world......Those that are good at maths and those and those that are not.

Posted: **12 Feb 2021, 18:27**

I hate math.

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