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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 14:42
by Shounen-Recycled
Crime in a multi-storey car park? Thats wrong on so many different levels
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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 15:16
by weeabooweegee
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam
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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 15:26
by Shounen-Recycled
weeabooweegee wrote: ↑27 Jan 2021, 15:16
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam
weeabooweegee wrote: ↑27 Jan 2021, 15:16
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Dam
lol
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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 17:24
by LilMissLarBear
What do you call a fly with no wings?
A walk
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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 17:25
by Shounen-Recycled
what do you call a fish with no eyes?........Fsh
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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 17:33
by LilMissLarBear
What do you call a cow with no legs?
Ground beef
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Posted: 27 Jan 2021, 17:35
by LilMissLarBear
Yo mamma's so poor the ducks throw bread at her
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Posted: 30 Jan 2021, 09:59
by Shounen-Recycled
Naughty Kitty wrote: ↑29 Jan 2021, 05:06
I wonder how the congregation of ducks that usually hang around one of the local lakes are doing? Hope all right in this storm. Anyways well done all.
So poetic hahahah
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Posted: 30 Jan 2021, 10:30
by Shounen-Recycled
The past, Present and the Future walked into a bar.....It was tense
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Posted: 30 Jan 2021, 11:00
by weeabooweegee
What do you call a pig who does karate?
A pork chop
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Posted: 30 Jan 2021, 11:01
by weeabooweegee
What do you call a can opener that doesn't work?
A can't opener
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Posted: 01 Feb 2021, 10:33
by Shounen-Recycled
I bought a ceiling fan the other day, complete waste of money. He just stands there clapping and saying "Oooh, I love how smooth it is"
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Posted: 02 Feb 2021, 11:35
by UnmeiNoTenshi
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?
Because assteroids was already taken
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Posted: 02 Feb 2021, 20:16
by Shounen-Recycled
UnmeiNoTenshi wrote: ↑02 Feb 2021, 11:35
Why are hemorrhoids called hemorrhoids?
Because assteroids was already taken
what a 'Bummer' lol
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Posted: 03 Feb 2021, 12:36
by Shounen-Recycled
My housemate got sick to the stomach when i told her I put Ginger in the curry............She loved that cat