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Post by PharaohAtem » 12 Aug 2020, 18:38

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 12 Aug 2020, 18:54

Two aerials met on a roof, fell in love and got married.....The reception was brilliant
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 13 Aug 2020, 16:18

Dont trust atoms, they make up everything!
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Post by Beerkeg » 13 Aug 2020, 17:05

I did it doggy style with my wife this morning.....
I begged... she rolled over and played dead...

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 13 Aug 2020, 17:15

she sounds 'barking' mad hahahaha
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 13 Aug 2020, 18:41

i hate this one the most...
what did the italian chef say when he died
he pasta-away!

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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 13 Aug 2020, 18:42

did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?
he won the no bell prize!

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 13 Aug 2020, 19:04

IeatRamenNoodles, Top marks, especially the knock knock Joke!
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 13 Aug 2020, 19:35

Shounen_Trash wrote:
13 Aug 2020, 19:04
IeatRamenNoodles, Top marks, especially the knock knock Joke!
thanks :haha: :kawaii:

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 14 Aug 2020, 10:43

I was stood waiting for the cashpoint when the eldery lady in front of me asked if I could help her check her balance.............So I pushed her over
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Post by IeatRamenNoodles » 14 Aug 2020, 15:41

Shounen_Trash wrote:
14 Aug 2020, 10:43
I was stood waiting for the cashpoint when the eldery lady in front of me asked if I could help her check her balance.............So I pushed her over
that is the worst but good joke i've heard

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 14 Aug 2020, 15:54

No Grandma's were hurt in the making of this Joke
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Post by Beerkeg » 14 Aug 2020, 17:35

I'd really like to go on a date, but I couldn't get a date if I polled a time server.

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Post by Dark_ » 14 Aug 2020, 18:24

there was a person bleeding on the floor outside and they were saying "call me an ambulance!"

so i went up to them and whispered in their ear .... " your an ambulance"
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SpInNy FinGeRS

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 14 Aug 2020, 18:42

thats a 'sick' joke
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