Bad Joke Journal.

[Dark_]

thats a 'sick' joke

innit bro XD

[Shounen-Recycled]

Why did the can crusher quit his job??? Because it was soda pressing!!!!

[Dark_]

ohh i got a good one its from an advert i saw XD

"WhAt DiD ThE dOg SaY aFteR a LoNG dAY oF wORk?"

"TOdaY wAS rUfF"

[Shounen-Recycled]

"Doctor Doctor I think im a sausage!" Thats strange, my last patient thought he was a sausage too. I wonder if they're linked?

[lambda-sky]

I'd really like to go on a date, but I couldn't get a date if I polled a time server.

Couldn't get a date if I polled an NTP server. I'm totally stealing that one.

Here's one in return
Why did the double drown? He was too big to float.

[xMommaWickedx]

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

[Dark_]

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

Thats an eggcelent yoke


(Soz i cant spell lol)

[Shounen-Recycled]

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling me on her Computer. I saw it through my telescope last night

[Shounen-Recycled]

I have a fear of speedbumps......but I am slowly getting over it.

[KoishiKomeiji257]

I made a pencil with two erasers. It was pointless.

[Shounen-Recycled]

KoishiKomeiji257, AAAAHHHH yes, thats a great bad joke hahah

[Dark_]

I went to a zoo the other day
Unfortunatly there was only one animal....
It was a chitzu

[Shounen-Recycled]

I gave away some dead batteries today. They were free of charge

[Beerkeg]

I trust my HDDs so much I have all of them in RAID1

[xMommaWickedx]

Why don't eggs tell jokes? They'd crack each other up.

Thats an eggcelent yoke


(Soz i cant spell lol)

Haha, clever