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Post by PharaohAtem » 04 Feb 2021, 15:47

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Post by DaddyCool » 04 Feb 2021, 19:41

Since 1940, the year Chuck Norris was born, roundhouse kick related deaths have increased 13,000 percent.
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 06 Feb 2021, 11:38

My last Girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Horoscopes.......It Taurus apart.......
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Post by UnmeiNoTenshi » 06 Feb 2021, 12:08

Did you know one of the star signs got it's name because caprisun tried to move into vegetable farming.

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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 07 Feb 2021, 12:53

Did you hear about the Mathematician who was afraid of negative numbers?......He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
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Post by DaddyCool » 08 Feb 2021, 19:51

Lol
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 08 Feb 2021, 21:03

Did you hear about the Mathematician with constipation?......He worked it out with a pencil
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 08 Feb 2021, 21:36

My mate was telling me he failed his Aboriginal music exam......I said “Didja re do it?”
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 09 Feb 2021, 17:18

The inventor of Velcro has died............RIP
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Post by weeabooweegee » 09 Feb 2021, 18:40

Shounen_Trash-Can wrote:
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The inventor of Velcro has died............RIP
This is a very sad day :(
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Post by PharaohAtem » 09 Feb 2021, 23:02

That's why you don't buy velcro it's a ripoff
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Feb 2021, 10:59

PharaohAtem wrote:
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That's why you don't buy velcro it's a ripoff
omg yes....you made me lol
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 10 Feb 2021, 11:07

My wife asked me today if id seen the dog bowl....I said no, I didnt know he could!
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Post by Shounen-Recycled » 12 Feb 2021, 11:10

There are 3 types of people in this world......Those that are good at maths and those and those that are not.
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Post by PharaohAtem » 12 Feb 2021, 18:27

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